Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.