Pedicure Jokes

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.