What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

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What is a Cell?

something you keep black people in

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.