What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

Why do black people have white hands?

Because everyone has a little good in them

Manicure Jokes More Manicure Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.