What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

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What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...