What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...