What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Russian President Jokes More Russian President Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.