What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz