What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...