What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz