What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz