What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's .

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How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.