What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.