What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.