What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.