What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston