What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure