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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

Bar Joke Jokes More Bar Joke Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Criminal Record Jokes More Criminal Record Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!