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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

Piston Jokes More Piston Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston