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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ?

None. There are no there.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Criminal Record Jokes More Criminal Record Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Reddit Community Jokes More Reddit Community Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

Bar Joke Jokes More Bar Joke Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...