Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.