Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.