Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.