Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.