Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.