Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Expand Jokes More Expand Jokes

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.