Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.