Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure