Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!