Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!