Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!"

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.