Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!