Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

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What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

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What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!