Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!"

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.