Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What does Pluto say?

ewww delete it"

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.