Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.