Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.