Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

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How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What does Pluto say?

ewww delete it"