Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.