Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.