Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.