Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.