Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !