When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!