When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.