When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block