Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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What can be found in a cannibal's shower?

head &amp shoulders

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.