Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.