What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

100 Foot Jokes More 100 Foot Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.