What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.