What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.