What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.