What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.