What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.