What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.