Lobby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.