Lobby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Open Foyer Jokes More Open Foyer Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

250 Jokes More 250 Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!