Lobby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

Open Foyer Jokes More Open Foyer Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)