Lobby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Open Foyer Jokes More Open Foyer Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

250 Jokes More 250 Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call 250 dead politicians?

A good start.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !