Lobby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Open Foyer Jokes More Open Foyer Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.