How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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What are short men called?

Friends.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!