How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants