Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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The number of the car that hit you.

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He kept picking holes in everything !

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Carlos.

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!