Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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Straight jack it.

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Your sole is mine!

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.