The Piledriver: No Holes Barred
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Preparation H
Triple 'eh'