What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.