What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ?

Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.