What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.