Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.