Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.