Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)