Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way