Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way