What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.