What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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Not everyone gets it

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Both cant work without chains.

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.