What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to