How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.