How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Mooove

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Pregnancy.

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They both got famous for getting a black man off.

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So they know where to stop shaving.

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By how many slaves he has.

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

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To get all their stuff back.

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Well, it worked with the slaves.

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Masta-Don.