Gold Chain Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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Because he's no good at shaving.

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TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

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Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.