Gold Chain Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?

Masta-Don.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Greek Man Jokes More Greek Man Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.