Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

What do you call a Greek with a spanking fetish?

Spanakopita

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How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind