Shaving Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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Works it out with a pencil.

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Because it was a Number 2.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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The closing of the Borders.

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soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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Gold Chain Jokes More Gold Chain Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.