Shaving Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Feminist Rally Jokes More Feminist Rally Jokes

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.