Shaving Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't you do the same?

Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.