Shaving Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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The pencil has a point

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

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It took ears off his life!

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Brenda.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

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She choked.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

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None of them like pork.

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The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What's black and smells like people?

Black People