Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Fur Coat Jokes More Fur Coat Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!