Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!