Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !