Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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Why's he in his underwear?

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !