Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!