Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

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By looking over your shoulder!

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a 2nd born.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !