Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.