Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.