Engagement Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you