Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!