Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.