Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.