Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

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What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!