Black Market Jokes

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

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What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!