Black Market Jokes

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Black Tire Jokes More Black Tire Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.