Black Market Jokes

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Black Tire Jokes More Black Tire Jokes

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster