Black Market Jokes

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.