What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.