The license number of the car that hit him.
Nothing. He just grit his teeth.
A Shih Tzu.
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "
The police.
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
He didn't jump high enough.
Because they are always multiplying.