What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.