What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.