What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.