What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.