What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.