What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.