What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.