Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!