Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.