What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.