What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.