What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.