What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.