What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint