I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
Ginger snaps.
She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
He gets pale as a sheet.
