What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.