He fainted after the punch line.
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
He was always drinking on the job
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
He was a pharmacist.
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Punch line in comments)
It gets a lil' kick. :)
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
Because he fainted.
