How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

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What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Faint Jokes More Faint Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.