How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

Spike Jokes More Spike Jokes

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Faint Jokes More Faint Jokes

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint