Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses