Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!