Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.