Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.