Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.