What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.