What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.