What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's