What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off