What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing