Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
because he was using too much fowl language
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
A nervous wreck.
a ham-stir
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
supplies!!!!!!!!!!
Un phrarmachien!
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
