How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.