How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.