How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels