Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
It got stuck to the chicken.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
You switch sides at half time.
Hexagon.
He read that it was an invisible solid.
Because he's black.
The Holocaust.
The spaghetto
Wannabee Wahhabi.
He was caught in the possession of small arms
They do declare!
They just don't believe in labels.
He hibernated in the summer.
