Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
Poll tree!
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Rigatoni!
A Spaghyeti!
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Wannabee Wahhabi.
He was caught in the possession of small arms
They do declare!
It doesn't Mather.
Read the label.
