Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Tony.
A Speech Impediment :)
Alfredo
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
He read that it was an invisible solid.
It's Italicized
Itali-cized.
Wannabee Wahhabi.
He was caught in the possession of small arms
Because the label said General Foods.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
