Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Lefty!

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Alfredo

What do you call an Italian Yeti?

A Spaghyeti!

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So people can read her lips.

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They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Ones in a cup

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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It doesn't Mather.

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