Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

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How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Artificial Swedeners

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.